The Great Pork Pie Heist”

It was my birthday last week, and Lisa, knowing my inexplicable fondness for pork pies (which, given my rugged manliness, might seem a bit odd), gifted me a delightful selection of goodies, including a pork pie in a fancy presentation bag. I took the bag home and placed it on the table in our front room.

Enter the three musketeers: MoMo, Tango, and Popcorn, my lovable labs. I let them into the room and went off to brush my teeth. I hadn’t been gone ten minutes when I returned to find a pork pie wrapper on the floor and MoMo licking her lips, looking as innocent as an angel.

Now, this isn’t the first time such a heist has occurred. It’s always MoMo, the ringleader and mother of the other two, who at the ripe age of 13 should be setting a better example. But there she was, acting like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth. Despite my initial anger, I couldn’t help but see the humor in the situation.

MoMo, the seasoned veteran, had once again outsmarted us all, leaving Tango and Popcorn to watch and learn from the master.

Do you have any other funny or memorable stories about your labs? They sound like a lively bunch!

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